Or, on here in this case. But for the most part I'm out there. So I can find stuff to share with you all on here. Allow me to introduce myself:
For those of you who don't know me, I am "The Tucce" (that's pronounced "tooch", for all you illiterates)- Miss Santuccione, here to boggle your mind/blog.
Just one girl, still clueless as to whether or not she really is, well.. clueless. Crapping on about crap has become something of an art to me. I hope you'll enjoy this masterpiece I intend on creating at my very own expense. So please, feel free to laugh at me, laugh with me, cry with me, or ignore me. Either way I don't give a fuck. I just hope the next 12 months will be entertaining. Here goes...
I've set myself a goal for 2012.
Something I should hopefully be good at, provided I don't lose motivation. I had a tendency of doing that in 2011, and that's so last year!
2011 was the biggest bullshit year of my life.
And I know how people can exaggerate, but if I bothered boring you with all the "facacta" details, you would probably say "ok, so maaaaaybe she wasn't". But I'm not going to bore you - you'll just have to trust me.
But I look at it this way - if it hadn't been such a lousy year, I would have never of found my new motivations, never have wanted 2012 to come around and hang out, and certainly never have gotten out of the stupid mindset I was in. So, here's a quick toast to 2011... What's that Kanye song again? "let's have a toast for the douchebags, let's have a toast for the assholes..." 2011 was the biggest douchebag I knew, so here's to you and your amazing powers of mass persuasion. I'd say "roll on 2012", however I spent the first few minutes of this year drunkenly skidding down a Slip 'N Slide in my best friend's backyard, so "slide on" 2012, I guess..
Please keep in mind everything that I'll put onto this blog is entirely of my own experiences, opinions and beliefs, and if you don't agree with them, then so be it. One of my new years resolutions is to stop putting up with other people's shit. So
I totally understand if you don't appreciate what I write about.. Just remember that I'm not forcing you to read.
Speaking of new years resolutions, I made a couple I'm mad keen to keep this year. And it's up to all of you to keep me on top of them! I don't care how embarrassing they may be, I'm willing to share them with you, provided you uphold your end of the deal.
So, to name a few that will be keeping The Tucce on her toes:
1) LOSE 10 KILOGRAMS:
Sounds excessive and my friends will all bitch and say "oh but you're so skinny". No offense, you're full of shit. I used to be a lot skinnier. Hence why I know I want to lose 10kgs! Duh!!! I don't want any of this barbie doll stick figure bullshit though.. That's not my style. It took me a while to accept I have an ass, but the curvaceous European blood in me isn't going to let that go away anytime soon. My aim here is to tone up. I used to be toned. Until I discovered drinking. Whoops. It'll be exercise once a day from now on, Tucce.
2) BE MORE POSITIVE:
I have seemed to of had a bad spell of luck for the last 2 years. Not only did these include a string of loser boyfriends and broken hearts, but deaths of friends and pets and loss of jobs and money, along with self harm and a bout of depression. I don't really think you can be positive about any of those things, but I do think I can start being positive about the rest of the things in my life, and all the things that can come of it if I do change my negative thoughts.
3) GO ON AN OVERSEAS TRIP:
I keep crapping on and on about how I want to go to Thailand. Well you know what, this year I'm going to go to fucking Thailand.
4) STOP DEALING WITH EVERYONE ELSE'S CRAP:
Ok so it sounds selfish and rude, but I usually lay down and let people walk all over me. Especially guys. I'd make a great doormat.. Wait, hold on, let me rephrase that. I USED to make a great doormat. Now I'm going to make a great everything else. I get overly sensitive sometimes and I take things to heart. I want to learn to release that from myself and just have more fun. The longer I take people's crap (I'm looking at you, dad...) the less risks I want to take, and the less risks I take, the less fun I have. Don't get me wrong, I'll give a shit where giving it is due, but I won't let anyone make me feel as if I am not worthy again.
5) DO MORE STUDY/GET THAT JOB:
I never thought I'd say this after completing a University degree, but I actually want to do more study! I found a course that I want to do online, and much to a certain someone's belief in me (*coughDADcough*) I am actually going to go and do it! It has been so long since I've felt excited about the direction my life is going in, and this one feels right. Once I get the cash together, this course and the job that comes with it, is mine! HELLS YEAH! *fist pumps*.
6) GET ANOTHER TATTOO & BELLY RE-PIERCED:
Ok. So I already have 2 tattoos.. But I'm hungry for my 3rd. I believe in getting tattoos only if they mean something to you. So perhaps my nieces name, as she is my world. Or whatever I find that tugs at my little heartstrings and says "brand yourself, Tucce". And as for my belly piercing, well.. Twice ripped out, and still keen for a re-pierce! Though I think this one can wait until I've toned up from resolution #1..
So there you have it, Tucce's top 6. Will you help me?
Stay tuned for more Tales of Tucce...
I leave you now with my mantra for 2012 (found at 11:11.. It's a sign):
... and remember:
..................The Tucce Is Out There <3
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